BRORIGINALS – Ep 17 – Call Me Racist!

Call me racist. A sad, sad day, for today we mourn the passing of one of our greatest boys: Jonas. May his name be forever remembered.

This week’s psalms will include: Bro of all Bros, Carry on My Wayward Bro, Foundational Methodology 101, The Wuggle Karaoke Conundrum, Bourbon Legends: Best of All Legends, Australian Furry Gentleman, Sarcastic Australian Heroes, Ripe Eggs, The Yahoo Answers Foray, ShitFarm Series 1.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the The BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

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BRORIGINALS – Episode 16 – The Rise of the Poo

This is public service announcement brought to you in part by Trav… %#@$, %&@+ Shut up punk! This is guaranteed to be our most listened podcast episode ever.

It’s me Texas De Vries, The Poo and I’ve taken control of the good ship BRORIGINALS for now and evermore. Travis in still in Iceland this week so we’re bringing you a pre-recorded, canonical episode where you can tell Travis really needed this holiday, the cracks are starting to show in already shaky psyche.

This week watch out for: Spooning Jonas, Chap Waving Car Troubles, BRORIGINALS Fan Fiction, Bourbon Legends: Hairy Nipped Yowie Appreciation Society, Treaty 2.0, Land Rights Pyramid Scheme, A Tribe Called Chelsea, Wilfully Ignorant, The Travy Trav Show with Travie, The Kangaroo Killer.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

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Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Ep 15 – Broriginals of Future Past

And we’re going back… in time. Which one lives, which one dies, you’ll have to listen to find out. We spoil the ending to LOST.

I’m in Iceland this week so we bring you a pre-recorded episode from a month ago where we try to predict the future of the Broriginal family’s needs. We try and we succeed with tremendous applause. Thanks for coming.

This week’s mature themes include: Moon boot dating in the modern age, Aboriginal Beauty, wwww.World Wide Whole Widening, Substantial Abuse, MH#69, Taboo, Triad Dating for Aboriginals.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 14 – What’s so Great About the Waterhole?

Gather round people, let me tell you a story. A 14 week story of power and pride. Gamilaroi Lord Travis and Texas De Vries. Opposite brothers on opposite sides.

This week’s mature themes include: Sting Operations, Beautiful Aboriginal Women, $ $ Bill Y’all, Waterhole Dayze, Big Cats Skitzmix, IPR, A Wuggle Picket Fence, Pedophile Interventions and the The Oreo Factor.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

EXHIBITION ANNOUNCEMENT: IDEAS, DRAFTS & LOOPS

In IDEAS, DRAFTS & LOOPS Travis presents a selection of old and new works that have never been seen by the public before. Concepts range from the crushing spirals of buildings Travis experienced during his first visit to the city to the dark gods and flames of lust of his more recent major exhibitions as well as his ponderings on life, death and love since the passing of his Dutch born Grandfather. The exhibition will present work in a range of mediums including: drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, audio and literary forms.

IDEAS, DRAFTS & LOOPS will also include the collaborative new work LOST TALES: GODTHINGS created alongside photographer Teresa Tan. GODTHINGS is the experimental new collection of sculpture; costumes and photography bringing to life the gods, creatures, demons and shamans from the literary world that Travis has been developing over the last five years in the literary Mythopoiec Universe (or Traviverse).

“Along with the GODTHING pieces this is an opportunity for me to revisit ideas that I hadn’t looked at for years, with a practised and fresh set of eyes I’m able to redevelop works that I had touched upon during my early days that for whatever reason didn’t make it to their final stage, now I’m able to use my knowledge to bring them to an audience”.

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Parting the Veil from the GODTHINGS collection – image credit Teresa Tan

Opening:  6pm Wednesday, 3 October 2018
Exhibition dates and times: Wednesday 3 October to 7 October 2018
Premiere Venue: Christie Cotter Gallery, Pidcock St, Camperdown, NSW 2050
For room list and pre-sale contact: travishdevries@gmail.com

BRORIGINALS – Episode 13 – Unda the Sea Prime Minister

Oi, you there govna. Come over here, come with us on a journey to a magical land where Travis is so tired he can’t seem to string a sentence together and the snobberies take just like bananas. Come with us to the land of BRORIGINALS. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

This week’s mature themes include: Vegemite Facials, Light Skin Privilege, Pointing the Bone, Bourbon Legends: Legend of the Hawkesbury Dexter, Neil Degras Tyson First man on the Moon,  Stealing Generations and Finding Aboriginal.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 12 – There is a Line & You Just Emu Jousted Across It!

We made a thing. We may have gone too far. We had to cut Texas calling Beyonce a **************** and a ************ out of this episode. Things may have gotten a little out of hand. This is our Caddyshack. This is our Waco Siege. Actually no, this is our version of Australia and we welcome you to it.

This week’s mature themes include: Changing Jimmy Blacksmith, Beautiful Aboriginal Women, Incarcerated Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Lost Wuggle Tribe, Sexual Emu Riding,  Aboriginal Migration Origins and Finding Friends in Hard to Reach Places.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 10 – I’ve got a Raging Aussie

Double digits. We made it to ten. Celebrate with us by listening to this episode, our ten commandments if you will. Be warned things get a little forced. It was a tough one, we might have to stop at 10. Make a complaint if you want. See where that gets you because I’ve got a Raging Aussie!

This week’s mature themes include: Web Terminology with Professor Travis, Alcohol Free Australia Day, Baboriginal on Board, Stealing my Black Identity,  Bourbon Legends: Ghost Train, Platypus Penis Pump, Spiritual Custodians, Giving it Up and Identity Politics 101.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 9 – The Very Best Ever Milo Recipe Ever

Slide on over, pull up a chair. Broriginals is taking ass and kicking names. Join us as we explore our grandmother’s secret Milo recipe.

This week’s mature themes include: The Kadaicha String, My Favourite Milo Recipe, Sunscreen, Pot Bellied Kangaroos,  A Very Bourbon Legends Christmas, White People – Vote Leave, Aboriginal Baby Names and Latex Free Dental Dams.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 8 – A Decolonisation with Gwyneth Paltrow

Sniffles galore on this one peeps. We begin our journey in a deep sniffle hole and we end on the lighter side of sniffles… Seriously though we only stifle at the start and we are so, so sorry about that.

This week’s mature themes include: Unemployoriginal and Undercover, Abobreviations, Gwyneth Paltrow’s new DeColon Tips, Thylatigers, A Family Saw, My Magic Stones and Catfishing while Paddle-boarding a How-to Guide

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks