BRORIGINALS – EP 21 – No, Don’t Put That In There

We grew up together as part of a big family. We did what every big family does and that is rag on each other all the time. We were good at it. Now we’ve turned it into a weekly show just for your enjoyment.

This week’s adult themes include: Stormy Travis, House Mum, The Brotha Boy Conundrum, Bourbon Legends: That’s Aliens Man, Food Hoarding at Five, A Thorough Treaty and Prank Up.

We’d like to thank our sponsors this week: Decolonisation Spray

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

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BRORIGINALS – Episode 20 – Pai Mai, Master of Meme

You’ve travelled far to learn memes at the feet of the master memer, Pai Mei. Now you must meme using only a chalk board for the next six months, only then will you be ready to move to the next level, only then may you be ready to truly meme.

This week’s adult themes include: Getting Our Name in Lights, Bathroom Noise Generator, The Silencing of the Women, Meme Training 2.0,  Bourbon Legends: Black Mountain, Getting Along, The Virgin Facebook Status and Toilet Roll Artistic Expression.

We’d like to thank our sponsors this week: Dotinya House

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.c
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS LIVE: Night at the Museum

Travis announces our first ever live show happening at the Australian Museum on January 23rd, 2019

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DATE AND TIME
Wed. 23 January 2019
6:30 pm – 7:30 pm AEDT
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LOCATION
Australian Museum
1 William St
Sydney, NSW 2010
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Event Description

BRORIGINALS is a comedy podcast where two successful Aboriginal brothers: Travis De Vries and Texas De Vries answer crowd sourced audience questions on how to be a better Aboriginal and maybe, just maybe, a better human being. For Aboriginals and Wuggles (Non-Aboriginal-Non-Magical) alike this is a show for anyone who has ever wanted to be better then they are now but mightn’t be sure how to go about it. Ask a question, maybe you’ll get the answer you were looking for, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll find something magical in the answer.

BRORIGINALS LIVE: NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM will take a similar format to the pre-recorded podcast. The brothers will choose crowd sourced questions from the audience (each ticket purchaser should ask a question) and the brothers will answer them to the very best of their successful ability. As well as featuring additional segments from the show like DEADLY QUESTIONS (Where the Brothers attempt to answer ignorant questions from the Deadly Questions website an initiative of the Victorian Government), Bourbon Legends (A drunk history style telling of Australian folk legends, mythology and conspiracy theories), BRO$’s (A satirical advertising segment where Travis comes up with creative Indigenous Businesses to corner a new market) and Pointing the Bone (A segment for the weird and wonderful blakmarket side of the internet).

BRORIGINALS LIVE: NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM may or may not feature Ben Stiller.

Tickets to the Live Recording also include free admission to Ngalu Warrawi Marri (We Stand Strong). This edition of Culture Up Late runs between 5pm and 9pm at the Australian Museum on the same night.

 

BRORIGINALS – EPISODE 19 – I Wanna Be A Totemon Master

Hey, you! Yes, you there. We’ve been dancing around each other for a while now but I think it’s time we made a move. It’s time for you to pop the question, so to speak. It’s time for you to learn how to become a Totemon Master. The very best, like no one ever was.

This week’s adult themes include: DJ ScoMo, Upstate Dog Farms, Yarra Means River, The Best Drinking Guide, Bourbon Legends: Gosford Glyphs, Kinky Koori: Lickher Lube, Newly Aboriginal & Uncle Oak Totemon Scientist.

We’d like to thank our sponsors this week: Kinky Koori.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the The BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 18 – You Have No Power Over Me

Did anyone ever notice how Bowie in the Labyrinth has the most beautifully crafted bulge in movie history, we certainly did.

This week’s adult themes include: Getting Drunk in a Different Way, Friends with Apartments, Geographically Challenged, Bourbon Legends: Valentich Disappearance, Writing About Aboriginals, Aboriginal Grocery Store, Multiculturalism and Wuggle Ankles.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the The BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 16 – The Rise of the Poo

This is public service announcement brought to you in part by Trav… %#@$, %&@+ Shut up punk! This is guaranteed to be our most listened podcast episode ever.

It’s me Texas De Vries, The Poo and I’ve taken control of the good ship BRORIGINALS for now and evermore. Travis in still in Iceland this week so we’re bringing you a pre-recorded, canonical episode where you can tell Travis really needed this holiday, the cracks are starting to show in already shaky psyche.

This week watch out for: Spooning Jonas, Chap Waving Car Troubles, BRORIGINALS Fan Fiction, Bourbon Legends: Hairy Nipped Yowie Appreciation Society, Treaty 2.0, Land Rights Pyramid Scheme, A Tribe Called Chelsea, Wilfully Ignorant, The Travy Trav Show with Travie, The Kangaroo Killer.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Check us out on Facebook at the Broriginals page or join the The BRORIGINALS APPRECIATION TRIBAL SOCIETY  group. www.facebook.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Ep 15 – Broriginals of Future Past

And we’re going back… in time. Which one lives, which one dies, you’ll have to listen to find out. We spoil the ending to LOST.

I’m in Iceland this week so we bring you a pre-recorded episode from a month ago where we try to predict the future of the Broriginal family’s needs. We try and we succeed with tremendous applause. Thanks for coming.

This week’s mature themes include: Moon boot dating in the modern age, Aboriginal Beauty, wwww.World Wide Whole Widening, Substantial Abuse, MH#69, Taboo, Triad Dating for Aboriginals.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 14 – What’s so Great About the Waterhole?

Gather round people, let me tell you a story. A 14 week story of power and pride. Gamilaroi Lord Travis and Texas De Vries. Opposite brothers on opposite sides.

This week’s mature themes include: Sting Operations, Beautiful Aboriginal Women, $ $ Bill Y’all, Waterhole Dayze, Big Cats Skitzmix, IPR, A Wuggle Picket Fence, Pedophile Interventions and the The Oreo Factor.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

BRORIGINALS – Episode 13 – Unda the Sea Prime Minister

Oi, you there govna. Come over here, come with us on a journey to a magical land where Travis is so tired he can’t seem to string a sentence together and the snobberies take just like bananas. Come with us to the land of BRORIGINALS. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

This week’s mature themes include: Vegemite Facials, Light Skin Privilege, Pointing the Bone, Bourbon Legends: Legend of the Hawkesbury Dexter, Neil Degras Tyson First man on the Moon,  Stealing Generations and Finding Aboriginal.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks

BRORIGINALS – Episode 12 – There is a Line & You Just Emu Jousted Across It!

We made a thing. We may have gone too far. We had to cut Texas calling Beyonce a **************** and a ************ out of this episode. Things may have gotten a little out of hand. This is our Caddyshack. This is our Waco Siege. Actually no, this is our version of Australia and we welcome you to it.

This week’s mature themes include: Changing Jimmy Blacksmith, Beautiful Aboriginal Women, Incarcerated Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Lost Wuggle Tribe, Sexual Emu Riding,  Aboriginal Migration Origins and Finding Friends in Hard to Reach Places.

If you need some advice on how to be a better Aboriginal hit me up on twitter, in the comments section here or on my email: thebroriginals@gmail.com or travishdevries@gmail.com
Leave us your questions and we’ll answer the best ones on the show.

If you enjoy Broriginals it would be awesome if you could jump on your iTunes or podcast app and download the episode there! Leave us a review or give us a rating. If you’re really feeling randy share this with a friend or on social media using the #BRORIGINALS

We also now have a Patreon page where you can support Broriginals for as little as $2 a month and get some awesome extra goodies: patreon.com/broriginals

Let us know what you like and what we could be doing better, we’d love your feedback. It’s going to help us grow this into something bigger. Thanks